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The worst thing to say to a fundementalist Christian besides 'I vote Democrat'.
"Everytime you say Happy Holidays an angel gets aids!11"
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You tried to kill us, we won, so lets eat
hanukkah, passover, rosh hashannah, purim, shabbat, and all the rest i forgot to mention
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A day free from work that a Serb must have to visit his family or relatives in county jail, local mental hospital, lunatic asylum, subhuman mental institution etc,
SmellyChetno: Boss, i need a weekend a off for my Serbian Holiday, I wanna go to Holland.
BloodyAlbo: Why would u wanna go to Amsterdam & do drugs, shagg prostittues, while you can do that in your enclave of Grachanica?
SmellyChetno: No man, I have to go visit my family in Hague War Crimes Tribunal.
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friends with whom your entire social interaction is based on seeing them at special occasions.
I don't remember the last time I saw Jessica. I think it was on Fat Tuesday, or wait, was it on Memorial Day? Nah, maybe it was New Years? I'm not sure, maybe all of them, I guess we're holiday friends.
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After receiving oral sex from a female the man ejaculates into a glass of eggnog which the female will then drink.
Hey Suzy did you enjoy your holiday rambler?
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A day at work when the boss/supervisor is at home or absent.
Tom: My good co-worker friend Nick, did you hear? The Boss isn't coming in today!
Nick: Sweet. Polish Holiday!
Ken: Break out the Kielbasa and Pierogies
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noun. Constipation from excessive overeating during Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year, etc. celebrations. Most frequently used as a phrase: "it's the holiday squeezin". Pun on popular holiday song.
Hours of turkey feasting with family led to me stuck in the bathroom; my mother became worried, but my brother reassured her that it was merely the holiday squeezin.
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