I want to be an Urban Dictionary Editor

So you can approve of every word that comes here, no matter how bad, no matter how good, so you can spit in the real editors faces.

Me: "Hey man, I want to be an Urban Dictionary Editor!" Editor: "Nah." Me: "omegalul"

I WANT TO EAT YOUR FACEEEEEEEEEE

I WANT TO EAT YOUR FACE.

Well, it's simple : -face-

I WANT TO EAT YOUR FACEEEEEEEEEE

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I want you in the worst way

standing up in a hammock

think about it, someones gonna get hurt

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i want to eat the whole cake

I want to eat that ass

Hey girl I want to eat the whole cake

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i want to have sex with you

a term that brittany spears and paris hilton are use to saying.

Brittany Spears: I want to have sex with you
Random Guy: Ok!

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i want to get fucked by jekabs.

it’s a latvian saying when you feel extra horny and you really want to fuck.

Katrina : Shit I want to get fucked by jekabs.
Samantha : OMG me too!

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I want your ass on the table

Threat used when frustrated with unhelpful/stupid call centre staff, particularly in relation to financial problems resulting from account information being deleted from their system 'by accident'.

Clazza: Is this call being recorded?
Advisor: Yes it is.
Clazza: Good. I'm going into my bank tomorrow and I want your ass on the table!
Advisor: Please stop shouting at me.

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