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The ultimate disguise name that nobody will ever realise is actually fake.
Legendary.
Police Officer "Whats your name son?"
You " umm, uhhh.. Sandwich McBillington..."
Officer " hmmm, well you have a good day Mr McBillington"
An album from the rock group Spinal Tap.
Marty: "The review for Shark Sandwich was merely a two word review which simply read shit sandwich."
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The act of two male bodies' double-penetrating a female, wherein the female serves as the meat between the two men, each of whose erect penises is affixed within the female, one in her anus and the other in her vagina. Generally, the male bodies avoid physical contact, although incidental contact is usually unavoidable; however, such contact normally does not serve as a deterrent for even heterosexual men who create a sex sandwich due to the extreme physical pleasure and sexual arousal caused by such an act. The female may face either upward or downward in the sandwich and is often adorned with makeup and even jewelry and/or high heels/boots but rarely anything else. All three bodies are otherwise nude. The sex sandwich is often regarded as one of the hottest sexual positions that can be achieved.
Dan and Keith enjoyed a sex sandwich with Katie last night before simultaneously cumming on the young blonde's face.
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Similar to the well known BLT sandwich, which consists of Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato in that order, an LGBT Sandwich is made up of Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon and Tomatoes
Guy 1:
Dude have you tried the LGBT Sandwich? It's not gay or anything, it's a BLT with Guacamole.
Guy 2:
No, but it sounds good.
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A Type of Sandwich with only 2 slices of Bread and nothing in the middle
Jerome has an Air Sandwich for Lunch, what a douche
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A delicate pastry topped with a white creme substance, usually jizz.
Customer: Hey you guys got any jizzem sandwiches?
Fast Food Cashier: Uhm, can you describe them to me?
Customer: Sure, its some bread with cream.
Fast Food Cashier: Nah playa, don't think we got those anymore.
Customer: Aite, no problem just going to make some at home then.
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1. Sleeping with a blond followed by a redhead, followed by another blond.
2. Sleeping with 2 blonds and a redhead at the same time.
3. Referring to three people, two of which are blond and one of which is a redhead.
4. Two slices of white bread with some marmalade in between.
1: "Would you rather do Jenna, Faye or Pamela?" "Pssh...Why choose? I'll take the whole marmalade sandwich"
2: "Want a PB and J?" "No, I'm good with a marmalade sandwich."
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