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Scottish slang for a teenage driver who modifies their cars with large/loud exhausts and speeds through towns as if they're in a race.
Guy 1: "Did you buy another loud exhaust?"
Guy 2: "Yep, going to install it today."
Guy 1: "Damn, you're already becoming a car-dick."
Having an insanely high car payment that prevents you from doing anything that costs even a miniscule amount of money and prevents you from eating anything other than top ramen.
Friend: "hey man, want to go out tonight and score some ladies?"
Me: "nah, I'm car poor right now. I had to pay my $687 dollar car note." "I gotta go, I got to put some top ramen in the microwave before my power gets cut off".
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A sexual act practiced occasionally amongst foot fetishists, where the two participants, sitting and facing each other, both place a toe or toes from one foot into the others' mouth and then a toe or toes from the other foot into the others' genitals or anus.
After a long Car Jump with a lover one might find oneself with toejam in one's mustache.
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A car without parents/adults being present
Dude, our parents are gone, let’s have a party car!
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An old school car, usually from the 70's, such as an El Camino, Monte Carlo, Chevelle, etc. It's seen mostly in the ghetto, with flashy rims and grill accents, but is primarily a stock-restored version of the classic.
"Hey Nick, check out that orange jowney car!"
A bitch who is impressed by a rich guy's car and accepts the ride and probably a free sex afterwards.
A: Heeey, look at that hot chic! Let's pick her up...
B: Nah... She's just a car bitch to me. Let's look for a real deal!
A super hero who's super power is knowing all about cars. He even likes to drive them. His arch nemesis is motorcycle man. By day he runs errands for his mom but by night he is...The Car Guy. If you think you've driven more miles than him, think again. If you think you're a better driver than him, think again. If you think he can't jerk off to an image or video of a car or cars, think again. If you think his alter ego currently works at Macy's, keep thinking.
Most importantly is Car Guy's equivalent to Lois Lane. Her name is Cat and she is one hot pussy. Though Cat does not know Car Guy's real identity, her and Car Guy have made whoopee many a times.
After running errands for his mom all day, Car Guy and Cat lived the movie fast and furious tokyo drift
When motorcycle man sabotaged the town, Car Guy came and informed him he was going to call the cops on him. Thus saving the world once again
Car Guy has driven further than Mike.
Car Guy has driven very Far Guy.
"You don't understand! I'm the Car Guy!" - Car Guy
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