The barrier to further promotion in a business defined by a person's inability to play golf.
because i'm rubbish at golf, i've reached the grass ceiling and so will never make it to assistant manager
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When you're so stoned, you forget to pass the bong.
Hey dude, you've been holding that for 10 minutes - quit parking on the grass!!!
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A device used to smoke marijuana, usualluy fashioned out of a steam roller bong and a hose connecting it to a piece that covers your nose and mouth. A grass mask will completely fill your lungs through your nose as well as your mouth
"That grass mask kicked my ass last night."
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Feet, particularly the toes that grip the grass. For an outdoor lad. Or lass.
โYo did you see he Mark he had no shoes on!โ
โYeah, he was only rockin the grass grippers my guyโ
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Hair that grows in between the butt cheeks.
When the stripper bent over all I saw was canyon grass and a G-string!
The best kind of grass out there. It smells of onion. And makes an awesome Halloween costume. And Christmas. Also, Goes nice with pineapple sented candle. But, I would recommend just buying an onion grass pineapple candle.
"Dude, Did you see that blade of Onion Grass costume?! It was amazing!"
An ultimate life form that hunts down human in order to โcut them backโ, because the humans cut too much grass so it is time for grass to cut back.
Iโm the grass man. I come out, I tract down humans, and cut them back!