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Girl who flexs on the gram but doesn't get dick irl
Becky be posting those booty pics on the reg but hasn't touched a penis with a ten foot pole. She a insta hoe
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Someone on Instagram who comments on your photo but doesn't like it.
@SanFran69ers commented on my photo but didn't like it. What an insta-ass.
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More dangerous than a kill.this type of kill wont even let your brain process your dieing or the pain.before you can even say a word or blink your eye,or a spec of dust lands on your shitty furniture.you are dead.
Kevin - Did you hear of that old lady across the street?
Devon - Yeah.Insta kill.
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Ring up the late night T.V commercial's to get an 'insta-dad' delivered to your door. Insta-Dad is great for fulfilling the gap left by an incompetent or missing dad and is a great present for Christmas. Insta-dad never gets angry at you for smoking weed and does your homework at the same time as cooking dinner. Comes with 30 Day Money Back Guarantee.
Whats it to you?'s defintion is also quite acceptable and funny.
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When something is amazing, you call it insta jizz
Jeffrey: This PvP gear is "insta jizz"
Adam: When I ate that cinnabun it was 'instant jizz"
Noah: That Muffin was "Insta Jizz"
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At the bottom of the food chain
They’re a insta baddie
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A highly-structured desensitization program designed to reestablish normal sexual stamina after many years of forced, infrequent, dispassionate and time-constrained copulation efforts.
My wife just signed me up for Insta-cum retraining...seems she requires a bit more time and expertise then when we fucked on prom nite...
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