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A fictional (sexually transmitted disease) that causes extreme discomfort when urinating.
Internal crabs do not exist BUT watch your buddy's face when you tell him he has them.
Man #1: Dude, I boned this chick the other night without a (jimmy) and now it burns like crazy when I (piss).
Man #2: Maybe it's the internal crabs.
Man #1: The what?
Man #2: Maybe she had (crabs). They probably jumped out of your pubes and crawled up into your (dick hole) while you were asleep.
Man #1: You're full of shit!
Man #2: Dude, the internal crabs. I'm telling you. They're trying to chew their way back out of the tip of your dick. That's why your piss burns.
Man#1: Jesus, that skank gave me the internal crabs!
Man #2: Get thee to a doctor, bro. They're fatal.
Distinctly un-boss-like.
The opposite of "like a boss".
I tripped over a rock and broke my nose... Like an intern.
When a person is raped savagely by numerous people in rapid succession, not giving any of the liquid life forced in their system a chance to drain. Causing a flood of man butter to backup and pool inside their body, before it escapes through another orifice.
Most hentai sex scenes end with internal flooding as the school girl is violated by numerous tentacles.
Technical meaning: To internalize the fact of being oppressed. In other words, to treat the state of oppression as if it were normal.
Internalized oppression: as the tyrannical king ruled over the country, its citizens have eventually learned to treat the harsh oppression as a part of their normal everyday life, never questioning their freedoms.
A squally whose many sexual partners are classy, cosmopolitan people scattered all over the world
Guy 1: Yo check out that cake on her. I'm gonna talk to her.
Guy 2: That's an international squally, man, there are hundreds of guys already in line!
Guy 1: Shit, I gotta step my game up.
A term which describes someone as a popular or loved and admired by many.
Jeon Jungkook ( a member from BTS) once jokily said, "international playboy"; whilst trying to freestyle a rap, followed by their debut song "We are Bulletproof pt.2".
I'm an International playboy.
(IB for short). A renowned terrorist organization, infamous for committing crimes against humanity and other human rights violations by mentally torturing thousands of teenagers on a daily basis to the point of insanity.
Them: Man, did you see him talk about why ToK is important?
Me: Don't worry, that is just International Baccalaureate propaganda.