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A mp3 that comes in a variety of sizes of colors for people to listen to music. Small sizes for people who don't listen to alot and bigger ones for people who do. Usually people will buy one and then bitch about it. Mostly they get one that holds more songs than they are going to listen to. So Make sure if you buy one make sure it is one that will suit you.
A 2GB holds about 500 songs.
A 4GB holds about 1,000 songs.
A 40GB holds around 10,000 songs.
Ipod man 1: "Man this things is crap I only have 200 song why did I buy a 40GB one."
Me: "Because you have failed at life and you should have bought one that you could actaully use like a 4GB. Me on the other hand have too many songs for a 4GB so Ineeded a 40GB."
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Ipod= Idiodic People on drugs.
I mean come on. They're like 300 fuggin dollars, and for what? Just to say OMGWTF I haz an Ipod!! I is teh cool!! You people are idiots. I got my MP3 player for $70, and actually has more features AND longer battery life. So if you are looking for an MP3 player, And feel like throwing a rediculously large amount of money out the door, be my guest.
Apple is just using the Ipod to take advantage of society's ignorance.
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The best thing on Earth. I have a 1gig black nano and I need a bigger one! I love iPod's. A must buy for anyone that has a lot of music but has to be on the computer to listen to it. Not much money for something as good as an iPod. Mine was only $240 Canadaian dollars WITH THE 3-YEAR WARRENTY!!!! Mine has a name, it's name is Zelda.
Dude#1 - Hey, whats up?
Dude#2 - Just bought an iPod.
Dude#1 - Why would you waste money on one of those?
Dude#2 - I didn't waste anything, I spent good money on something i'll use forever you idiot.
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1. An MP3 Player. More expensive than most, if not all, other players in the market.
2. Scheme by Apple to take over youth.
I hate "iPoods". They cost too much and are unreliable. I got this Rio 5 GB for 60 dollars less than a 4 GB iPod.
You know, some people might just hate iPods. Lots of people can afford them. I just hate them.
Brainwashing!
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Acronym: Intellectual Pretender Orating Derivatives.
A person, often a student, who has not developed any unique intellectualisms but will bombastically offer plagiarised arguments and opinions, or repeat verbatim any number of literary quotes or philosophies without any real understanding of them.
Much like the actual iPod media device, which plays back music or video that has been stored on it, but does not create new media by itself, an iPod in the human sense, stores information, but does not have the propensity for the creation of unique intellectual opinion. Could also be described as a Faux-losopher.
The scene from Good Will Hunting between Will and Clark in the Harvard bar is a great example of Clark being an iPod.
Will: Of course that's your contention. You're a first-year grad student; you just got finished reading some Marxian historian, Pete Garrison probably. You're gonna be convinced of that 'till next month when you get to James Lemon. Then you're going to be talking about how the economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania were entrepreneurial and capitalist way back in 1740. That's gonna last until next year; you're gonna be in here regurgitating Gordon Wood, talkin' about, you know, the pre-revolutionary utopia and the capital-forming effects of military mobilization...
Clark: Well, as a matter of fact, I won't, because Wood drastically underestimates the impact of social...
Will: See, the sad thing about a guy like you is... that you dropped 150 grand on a f***in' education you could have got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library!
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Verb. The act of using an ipod whilst involved romantically with your significant other. This act of ipoding differs from other poorly definitions in that ipoding in this circumstance is undertaken with the objective of getting lots of attention from your boyfriend or girlfriend by changing the song which he or she is enjoying.
This is unfortunately an all *too* common scenario between couples in the 21st century.
A typical ipoding scenario is as follows:
Boy is listening to ipod on the bus and funking out to some hardcore death metal tunes. Girl taps repeatedly on boy's shoulder and then steals his ipod exclaiming loudly "Mine! I am ipoding!". Girl then starts spinning the ipod wheel rapidly and selecting random songs from the menus. When questioned over her actions by the boy, the girl retorts with the catch phrase, "I am ipoding!".
This is unfortunately an all *too* common scenario between couples in the 21st century.
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1. A series of multimedia players produced by Apple.
2. The reason many teens are broke.
3. The piece of modern technology that is seen by the ignorant as 'cool.'
4. One of tho reasons Playboy is going out of business. The other being the internet.
1. "Wow! My ipod can play music and movies and pictures, except it's crap cause I have to spend hours converting my .avi to .mp4, dont forget to specify .mp4(ipod)...
2. "Holy Hell! This piece of shiny plastic and circuits cost $450? It couldn't have cost apple that much to make it!"
3. "I totally walked around the mall with some generic white earbuds in and got seven girl's phone numbers... and one from some Indian dude."
4. "Woah. Thanks to Apple, I have a portable media player with twenty-four hours of downloaded porn! I will never be pornless, because of no acess to a computer, again!!!"
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