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Jobby

An annoying person or a piece of shit; could also be an annoying piece of shit of a person.

"Man, my teachers is such a jobby" or "I had Mexican food last night and did a massive jobby."

by EnglishIsNotYourFirstLanguage April 14, 2017


Steve jobbie

Wanking someone off whilst cosplaying Steve Jobs. Bonus points for carrying an iPad and gagging them with an apple.

Your mom gave me a banging Steve jobbie last night

by Consideryourselfshanked December 30, 2022


Dobby jobby

When your partner is kneeling in front giving you head and you pull their ears out wide like a house elf.

My ears still hurt from that Dobby jobby last night. Next time gift me a sock.

by smoothbravo January 29, 2023


jobby=bobbley

swedish dance usually performed as a mating ritual before anal sex

your getting nothing until you do the jobby-bobbley

by maria February 5, 2003


Jobby Muncher

Someone being annoying

Shut up dude, ya wee Jobby Muncher!

by Ming mong Mongo July 2, 2022


Backwards Jobby

An adventurous jobby performed sat backwards with your external genitals facing the cistern.

Has the downside of leaving the bowl in a mess, depending on anatomy and toilet style.

But also clearly the upsides of taking a fresh approach to a daily activity and having somewhere to rest your elbows without having red marks on your knees.

“I’m feeling reckless, I might go and do a backwards jobby.”

“Don’t you go doing a backwards Jobby downstairs”

by D A V É August 8, 2018


hooby jooby jobby jabby jibby joey joo

some country out there says this i bet
probably means sex

Person 1: Looks like they did some hooby jooby jobby jabby jibby joey joo in the back room.

Person 2: wtf did you just say was that supposed to mean sex or a ritual sacrifice

by Mario51309 April 5, 2022