Jobby

Scottish slang for shite, quite possibly the funniest word ever made.

"A wee beige jobby, floating there, smiling at you!"

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jobby jobby

a particularly long jobby

why jim, that was a rather long jobby jobby, did you eat it as well?

Of course I did, I cannot resist a good jobby jobby

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Jobbie

(Scottish usage) A poo poo. Variant spelling of joby. Plural is Jobbies.

Ah feel better noo ahv dun a jobbie.

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Jobby

Scots, Faeces, rubbish.

Ah'm gonnae jobby masel. That film wis pure jobby. C'mere ya wee jobby. Or for instance, tartin' up hooses in a cooncil scheme: "Aye well, ye cannae polish a jobby".

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jobbies

originally a Scottish slang name for faeces (poo). Used to describe something or someone that is disliked by someone.

she thinks he's a pile of jobbies.

what a pile of jobbies.

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jobby

A Scots term for the brownish substance excreted from ones anus when the bowels are full or after a spicy cuisine.
Also the term for something that is disapproved of/ rubbish.

"Who left that stinkin jobby in er"
"I canny flush 'is jobby away it's jist floatin 'er"
"The TV is pure jobby tonight"
"Keep yir jobby to yerself"
"Away and jobby yer pants ya big jobby-bum"
"Ma jobby wis jobby, i need another"
"that curry was jobby"

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jobbies

faeces the passing of excrement through the anus.

ooh my stomach is sore I think I may need a few jobbies

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