Kirk Hotel

any bar located in a two story building where the upstairs floor is used for illegal activity.

Pete Dick: "I'm thirsty and I want to gamble."
The Cooker: "Me too!"
Pete Dick: "Then lets head to the Kirk Hotel."
The Cooker: "I like the Kirk!"

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Captain Kirk

1. Main character in the original Star Trek series. Commander of the Enterprise.

2. Cockney rhyming slang for "work".

1. Guy #1: "d00d pickard r00lz!!"
Guy #2: "Kirk could kick Picard's ass!"

2. Guy #1: "You want some vodka?"
Guy #2: "Can't man, got Captain Kirk tomorrow."
Guy #1: "Shut up and get that down your Gregory Peck!"

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kirk out

The opposite of a greeting.

Most often used when talking on a cell phone or 2-way radio.

References Capt. Kirk of Star Trek fame, when he would conclude all dialogs from the planet to the Enterprise with this phrase.

Also popularized by rapper Flavor Flav.

While talking on your cell phone:
"Okay, bring me two sam adams and I'll meet you in the DnB Room around midnight. Kirk out."

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kirking

doing something generous for someone else, helping or volunteering.

Wow, look at that man, he's just kirking everybody!

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Kirk Hammet

kirk hammet of metallica...what can you say other than one of the greatest guitar players of all time. when you play 200 plus dates on the same tour,(black ulbum)shredding the living fuck out of them guitars,man!!! you got to respect that....

kirk hammet of metallica kicks fucking ass!!!!!

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kirk hammett

Very good guitarist for Metallica. There are better though, like Vai, Satch, Petrucci though.

Kirk Hammett is a very good guitar player and can come up with great catchy solos.

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Kirk Construct

See also Sealab 2021 Pilot 3 : I, Robot

Marco: Robot body? No way! That goes against the natural order.

Sparks: Well, you'd have the strength of five men.

Marco: I got that now!

Murphy: Not five men, five gorillas! But, since you're that strong, if you try to pet a kitten, you'd crush it.

Marco: Oh, no! Poor kitty!

Murphy: Yeah.

Marco: Would I still have my rugged Latin features?

Sparks: You'd look exactly the same.

Murphy: Not me. I'm gonna be an Adrienne Barbeau-bot.

Sparks: You look the same, but you're only five feet tall.

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