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When you koala hang of your man to make him cum inside you
He wanted to pull out but I was koala hanging and he had no chance
A term to describe a poor looking female vagina.
"Geez mate her box was messy, looked like a gutted koala"
A Pancake Koala is roadkill that his been hit and run over more than once, to the point the original animal is no longer identifiable.
That Pancake Koala has been laying on the side of the ride for a few days.
A half-hearted hand job where one or more of the people involved are of Australian descent.
"I only got a Sad Koala after the bonfire."
"The look in his eyes when he looked up was one of a sad koala that recently experienced a loss. He continued his work, lazily stroking, wandering from this place in his mind, back to the shores of Australia."
Originated from an Australia, when a girl gives you Chlamydia. Koalas are known to have chlamydia.
Some say the phrase was first coined by a random Aussie lass who knew too much about koalas.
That lassie gave me the ole koala surprise. But she was worth it
A Koala man is a person who wants to be something they aren't. This is baed on the opposing sides of koalas: the dangerous and the cute/innocent.
Joe (nerdy) wants to be more like Jim (a jock). He's a koala man.
v. Aussie surfing term for buttering up somebody or improving one’s position or lot in life.
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Strewth mate! You’ll be out of a job no fear when the boss sees you in that clobber.
No worries. I’ve spent the last fortie greasing the koala.