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"Yo can you give me a laptop"
"No. buy your own"
"No no no not that type of laptop"
Something you do you to random homework on
Im using my laptop to do crappy homework
The tip of a cock when someone is sitting down.
"Did you hear about Hunter Biden's laptop?"
A sexual pose where you sit on one’s lap until the partner’s thighs overheat
She laptop (ed) me last night and I got 2nd degree burns
Definition A: When media organizations, prominent people (or both) claim there is no evidence for something despite the opposite being true.
Definition B: When media organizations, prominent people (or both) claim that something true is actually false or misleading in order to perpetuate a preferred narrative.
Media Organization: " The damaging video being shared online which shows the President in a bad light is fake"
Person: "It's literally the same unaltered video that your news organization shared LIVE two hours before you realized it was damaging to your Party's narrative. STOP LAPTOPPING US, you're insulting our intelligence and destroying YOUR credibility
When you sit on someone's lap until you get uncomfortably warm
We weren't having sex I was just laptopping her