Bacon Late

To arrive at a party, gig, or any social event after the police have raided or stopped it from continuing.

We arrived at the party with more beer but we were bacon late.

The band was supposed to play another song, but it's too bacon late.

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late-abortion

A child who is unwanted by their parents leading to rejection.

'Gary wanted to be a girl, his father made him a late-abortion.
'Look at Gary, he's a late-abortion

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late date

when you have a date, after the date. The second date is the "late date"

If you have a dinner date at 6pm, a second meeting, at 8 is a "late date". Or as a verb -- "did you just late date me" meaning you have another date after the one with me.

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late night

Refering to period of time following the conclusion of accepted drinking hours; usually in the early morning hours

Hey biatch...what's happenin late night?

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work late

An excuse scummy men use to their wives, which means "I'm f***ing the secretary after work."

"Honey, I have to work late tonight."
(he's so f***ing someone!)

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Seattle Late

When an individual is late to a meeting or event because they were getting coffee.

This instanstly excuses the tardiness.

Group at the meeting: "Where is Alice? It's 6:08"

*Alice walks in, Starbucks in hand*

Alice: "Sorry guys, another Seattle Late of me"

*Meeting starts as if nothing happened*

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Late Friend

A late friend is when one person who is alive considers someone who is dead as a friend, although when he/she was alive they didn't really talk to him/her. This is good as a late friend can always provide inspiration.

When Goran Ivanisevic won Wimbledon in 2001, he dedicated the win to his late friend Drazen Petrovic who died 8 years earlier.

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