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The only dance move obese people can achieve on the dancefloor.
At Fat Joe's party, they have to play "Lean Back" over and over, so that everyone can dance.
They do this because Fat Joe's brother, Hefty Henry, broke his spine after attempting to dance to "Cha Cha Slide." Poor Henry.
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A skinny built person with a round gut, likely induced my sipping lean
That boy been sipping too much, he getting a lean gut
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The name of the awkward action when your erection presses up against the front of your trousers, forcing you to lean forward.
Jane: Hey, are you looking at my tits?
John: N-no, I just...er...
Jake: Aw no man, you got some serious boner lean right there.
*John Straightens up*
John: ...anyone have a tissue?
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The act of slightly leaning against a friend of the female persuasion, which may be misconstrued as consensual same-sex-attraction-giving-vibes.
(Suitemate walks in on two friends leaning against eachother while watching a movie)
Suitemate: You two are totally lesbian leaning right now!
Or my favorite pseudo-homophobic moment:
(You find out your old friend just came out)
Self: Holey guac! (Fill in said Leaner's name) totally just came out! I hope we didn't accidentally lesbian lean!
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A higher more potent lean. It usually consists of 50%-70% cough syrup, soda, Black or dark food coloring (optional), and purple Jollyranchers only. The combination makes the lean darker than normal hence the term "Nightmare Lean."
Guy 1: Yo imma bout to drink some of that dirty sprite you want some?
Guy 2: Nah man your lean is for kids. I drink dat Nightmare lean and it'll have you passed out on your couch having nightmares.
Someone youll never loose feelings for. Youll always have feelings for them even if you find someone else.
Random person #1: do you still like that guy?
Random person #2: yea, hes my charlie lean. Ill always like him, even though im dating bob
The act of slightly leaning over to one side while sitting to release a fart as quietly as possible. This is done to spread the ass cheeks apart to let out the stank air freely and smoothly, as opposed to sitting on both ass cheeks, somewhat closing the asshole and sending a loud vibration through the inner cheeks and on to the base of the chair. This act can be done while you pretend to drop and pick something off the floor or pretend to scratch your ankle or tie your shoe.
"I stank lean like a boss in my math class all the time and nobody ever knows it's me"