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The only dance move obese people can achieve on the dancefloor.
At Fat Joe's party, they have to play "Lean Back" over and over, so that everyone can dance.
They do this because Fat Joe's brother, Hefty Henry, broke his spine after attempting to dance to "Cha Cha Slide." Poor Henry.
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The name of the awkward action when your erection presses up against the front of your trousers, forcing you to lean forward.
Jane: Hey, are you looking at my tits?
John: N-no, I just...er...
Jake: Aw no man, you got some serious boner lean right there.
*John Straightens up*
John: ...anyone have a tissue?
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A skinny built person with a round gut, likely induced my sipping lean
That boy been sipping too much, he getting a lean gut
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The act of slightly leaning against a friend of the female persuasion, which may be misconstrued as consensual same-sex-attraction-giving-vibes.
(Suitemate walks in on two friends leaning against eachother while watching a movie)
Suitemate: You two are totally lesbian leaning right now!
Or my favorite pseudo-homophobic moment:
(You find out your old friend just came out)
Self: Holey guac! (Fill in said Leaner's name) totally just came out! I hope we didn't accidentally lesbian lean!
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Someone youll never loose feelings for. Youll always have feelings for them even if you find someone else.
Random person #1: do you still like that guy?
Random person #2: yea, hes my charlie lean. Ill always like him, even though im dating bob
A higher more potent lean. It usually consists of 50%-70% cough syrup, soda, Black or dark food coloring (optional), and purple Jollyranchers only. The combination makes the lean darker than normal hence the term "Nightmare Lean."
Guy 1: Yo imma bout to drink some of that dirty sprite you want some?
Guy 2: Nah man your lean is for kids. I drink dat Nightmare lean and it'll have you passed out on your couch having nightmares.
The most devious being ever known to man. He loves lean so much that some say he jumps through dimensions just to get a whiff of that dirty sprite, but he doesn't just love lean... he is the lean.
" Ay Jerry my man" *chest bumps heavily* " you got that purple durple" *bites lip* "Hell yeAH my man you know I got that shit on me my boy, what you think this is my boy I be with this shit all day everyday 24/7 b, like come on bruh i have this shit everyday bro like for real br-" but before Jerry my man could continue with tha LEAN shi a purple flash no clipped through them taking the LEAN at around 15- 2000 mph "Bruh I fucking hate LEAN MAN bruh on my momma this fucking lean ma