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A leech-joke;
When a person attempts to ride the coattails of a joke that someone else has just made. The leech joke will, in one-hundred percent of cases, involve the same basic premise as the original joke, though the leech may slightly alter words to attempt to inject some degree of originality into proceedings.
The leech-joke will commonly receive:
a) a few charity cough-laughs
b) a look of confused disdain from everyone within earshot.
c) a violent reprisal
A Social Example of a Leech-Joke in Practice:
(To group at table)
Ted: ... so essentially what she's saying is that she did not notice a vas deferens between either..
(raucous laughter)
(at same table, seconds later)
Derek: (loudly) Yes, because they both had penises, but neither was very different, at all!
(Cue coughing and shoe-gazing around the table as fellow diners try desperately to avoid eye-contact with Derek.)
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A poser at skateboarding. He cannot play any sports at all. He once broke a kids bone. He lives in west covina california. He's a druggy. I makes pot brownies. Thats Jordan Leech
"Jordon Leech"
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A female that swipes on anyone possible and turns up flirting to 10 to ensure the other person pays for the meal. Then they ghost you.
I went out with this hot chick and she was all over me, telling me how hot I am, then the lunch leech never returned my texts!
Someone who relies on public funds or taxpayers money in order to survive without making any kind of effort to fend for themselves. These could be convicted prisoners who are having their lives funded by taxpayers or could be people who are wrongly on benefits. It could also be people who are working in the public sector who are not doing their job properly. This is not to be confused with people who deserve benefits or people who are fairly earning taxpayers money who are working in the public sector.
Person 1: Did you hear how Marcus isn't getting a job and is living on benefits?
Person 2: I know, what a tax leech he is!
Person 1: Yeah. Don't want to be a tax leech like he is!
A guest leech is a person who tries to suck guestlists like a leech sucks blood. Guest leeches are dangerous parasites that will not hesitate to manipulate in order to obtain a few show tickets or backstage access.
Mathieu: Jessica has been texting me all night for guestlist tickets...
Charlie: Yeah I know, she's such a guest leech!
Adj. A person whom is so insecure that someone else is getting attention in their accomplishments that they start talking and bringing comparisons about themselves so that they feel included and special.
Normal person: Hooray! Today I am cancer free! Feels great to be healthy!
Glory leech: Congrats! I know the feeling. I was sick with a bad cold all week. Hooray to us and being healthy!