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Ding-a-ling

The big black thing between your legs nigga, white people don't got them, they got pee-pees.

Leroy got the biggest ding-a-ling in my hood.

by Anonymous August 9, 2003

77πŸ‘ 92πŸ‘Ž


Half Ling

A person who is 1/2 asian and 1/2 white

Fred's mom is white and his dad is asian, which makes him a half ling

by nrjforever March 5, 2010

9πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


ding a ling

Someone who is scatterbrained and/or eccentric.

Someone who is conspicuously or grossly unconventional or unusual. Weird

Someone with an unusual or odd personality.

An outcast or a freak are also synonyms.

That weird rabbit Mr. Whiskers is such a ding a ling, he is so weird and freaky and he should stop smelling his feet and collecting his belly button lint. Uggggggh!

by neosmurfay February 12, 2005

33πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


Ling Ming'D

When an asian girl gives you a blowjob after a massage.

Dude, that maseuse Ling Ming'D me after my massage

by Papi Chulo Platano November 5, 2007

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


ding a ling

a girl's pony tail

Guy: your ding a ling is really soft!
Girl: thanks i stroke it all the time

by tequisha2009forever April 14, 2009

28πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


Ling’s ritual

Pleasing yourself so hard, your bellend pops

I did Ling’s ritual last night, I had to have seven stitches but it was worth it.

by Edward Ling September 27, 2017


gimp ling

Long stringy poop

Oh I had a gimp ling

by The person of you to me December 9, 2013