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When your partner just shaved their pubic hair and you pee on it. The stubble does a really bad job soaking it up and you have to use your hind legs to kick it up and it just goes all over the place and scratches up their tummy.
I just used your moms pubes as cat litter
When your best friend is about to come out of the shower but your pooping on the toilet and he is confused on how you got into his house and you explain it was through the window.
"How the fyck did you get here" said Gerald, "I crawled through the window dude I really needed to Litter on a cat"
Argument used to excuse the harm done by one’s actions due to them being only a small part of a large problem.
‘It’s just one bottle cap I tossed man, this city isn’t a dump just cause of me.’
‘Bro, that’s a litterers fallacy.’
The used condom left over after sex
when we got caught- I dipped so fast, I left the glizzy litter on her dresser.
This is when a female/women, or anyone with a vagina hangs out on the beach and gets sand in her box
I ate her out after a beach day and I had to spit out a few mouth fulls of kitty litter