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An extremely polluted shit hole of a bay that is in between long island and Connecticut known for the amount of new yorkers who populate the area during the summer. Ifbyou enjoy bodies of water with poo floating in them youre in the correct place.
Person 1: did you swim in long island sound? You smell like shit.
Person 2: yeah...
Person 1: that's really nasty dude.
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Asian Long Islander is the term used for those that are both Asian and from Long Island. They usually don't know their place in society and wish they were white. Their accent is messed up because it is a mixture of an annoying Long Island Accent and a weird Asian accent.
She looks Asian but sounds weird. She must be an Asian Long Islander
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the response of an feminist woman, who refuses to be shat upon, to an attempted Boston Steamer (or Boston Pancake): she straps him to the bed and defecates all over his face, causing him to suffocate and die, his corpse buried under a heap of shit.
Don't fuck around with Madeline or she'll plant a Long Island Steamer on you, bi-otch!
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An overly used, tan, loud and dried out vagina. Styled with large amounts of glitter,make up and long dark hair.
I brought this girl back from the hofstra bars and she had a Long Island vagina. Im going to bring her to Sunday dinner in massapequa with ma.
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Slang for a powerful street drug. It is a razor sharp crystalline chemical that you tuck under your eyelid. When it cuts your eyeball open it slips into your blood stream and directly into your brain. The high is terryfing. It takes all your greatest fears and insecurities and gives them teeth and arms, and then it locks you in a room with them from which you cannot escape. There is also a surprise at the end of the high.
You realize the face of god is somewhere inside your body, but you can't find it.. and it hates you.
Just when you can't take anymore.. you poop your mouth.
Long island brain slice is also known as god drug, cuddy cuddy, elmo, cat vaj, and funt.
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when youre banging a girl and you throw up in her pussy and eat that shit
i was fucking this girl and i puked in her pussy and i gav her a long island taco
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Long Island is the pussy part of NY. You are not a true New Yorker if born in Long Island. You are most likely Jewish.
Saying your a New Yorker from Long Island, NY is like saying your a Pimp whose a virgin, it doesnt work.
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