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Smart phone emails sent while on the toilet. Not to be confused with "pot-email," which is email sent while in Washington state.
Fern: I just got your email, but I also just saw you come out of the john.
Jones: I had the time and inclination - I sent you a potty mail.
Email that's so old that by the time you get to it, you might as well just delete it rather than reply.
Steve-O: I got email from Sam looking for that set list.
Spunky: You send it to him?
Steve-O: Naw, by the time I got through the rest of my inbox, he got it from someone else. My inbox is full of stale mail like that.
Someone who is little but likes to fight grown ass men
Oo did you see that dirty maile take his ass out
A big ass rip from a bong, or other smoking device. Made popular by cypress hill. Gets you really high.
Man that hit just delivered a house in the mail.
Verb, meaning to scan and e-mail.
JOE: Hey man, can you sce-mail me those forms when you are done?
SAM: Sure man, no prob, I can scan and e-mail you these forms when I am done.
How old people refer to e-mail. Similar to internets.
young employee: Did you hear what happened at headquarters today?
old boss: No, should I check the e-mail?
This is not a new term, but a new use for an existing one.
Fail Mail: When a user's email gets stuck in their Outbox and refuses to be sent, for any reason.
John found out why Julia had not received his invitation. There it was, stuck in his Outbox. His beautifully written, sweet, sincere invitation to the girl of his dreams had turned into fail mail.