massive salami

someone whos a cunt, or your best friend either one really. can be used to describe a situation as bullshit or hella lit. only spelt like
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"oi look at that massive salami o'er there"
"oh yeah she such a cunteth"

"dude that's such massive salami"

Massive Maggot

A guy that gets ladies but is very spoiled and doesn’t actually care about anyone’s feelings even though they seem nice. They probably do crack.

That guy is such a Massive Maggot

Massive go

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A "massive go" is a seemingly meaningless misspelling of "massive ego." Massive go is code for a guy with a huge dick, and a great personality. Disguised as a typo.

*two friends are texting eachother*
Friend one: "Holy crap Michel has a massive go"
Friend one: "*Ego"
Friend two: "dang, is he cute?"

Massive Lie

When someone lies about something serious, little, or nothing at all.

Nick: “Im a good person” Corvo: “Massive Lie”

Massive Monkey

A really bad insult usually to poke fun at someone being dumb or looking stupid.

Friend 1: *Stubs toe*

Friend 2: "You Massive Monkey!"

massive 'ed

The way Bobby describes Mac's rather large head

"Ey Mac, you've got a big fat massive 'ed you."

Massive Jk

it is "just kidding" but for things even more serious

Bob: your mom's a whore steve
Steve: what the hell man
Bob:Massive jk