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1.(noun): One who often says the wrong thing.
2.(adjective): A moment one may have when they say something akward/inappropriate.
1. Bill is such a foot mouth; he told Sally to "tough it out" when her boyfriend broke up with her.
2. Bill had a foot mouth moment yesterday when he asked his algebra teacher for a lap dance.
What presidential-elect Donald Trump had when he was campaigning.
If you looked at his cocksucker when he was talking, his lips would very frequently become pursed and it looked as though he were a hamster -- or even a fish at times.
Hey Carolyn!ain,trail
Trump is having this TV debate with Hillary -- you've just got to see his hamster mouth, hahaha!!!
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When you eat too much cereal, especially Cap'n Crunch or other crunchy cereals, and it cuts the roof of your mouth. This can happen with other crunchy foods such as chips as well.
I ate too much Life this morning and now I have the worst cereal mouth.
Something that is indescribably delicious
This asphalt pie is like a boner in the mouth!
1. The most superior way to say shut up
2. The most aggressive way to say shut up
Payten: (blah blah blah crap and junk)
Carl: SHUT MOUTH
Payten: (contemplating if he should commit die )
A girl who has never had a penis in her mouth.
Even though Suzy had been having sex with her boyfriend Ben for almost a year, she is still a mouth virgin because she is afraid he'll ejaculate in her mouth and she thinks that is disgusting.
Suzy's younger sister Donna, however, is no longer a mouth virgin. She gave Ben a blow job one night when Suzy wasn't home and Ben convinced her that it was ok for her to do it. Ben then took Donna's finger virginity before Suzy returned from the library.
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one who uses foul language such as damn, fuck shit or shite, muther fucker, etc.
if you would like an example video tape yourself saying the above definition outloud and watch the tape. you will find that you are an excellent potty mouth
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