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When you jack off and the semen runs down your balls into your gooch/undercarriage area
Dude, I jacked off this morning laying on my back and instead of landing on my stomach, it just lazily rolled down my shaft down towards my bhole... it created quite the exhilarating muck trail
The state of intoxication that is considerably worse than drunk, smashed, blind, sloshed and hammed. For one to be muck eyed they need to have had consumed at least 10 alcoholic drinks within the hour and have to have a blood alcohol level of 0.12
There is some cases of people getting that Muck-eyed that they even put on a pair of shorts to continue drinking know as muck-shorts see muck-shorts
Bill was so Muck-Eyed he tried to punch on with his cat.
Friendly way of saying Fuck Muffin. Formed by switching the m and the f. Used often as a substitute for the yelling "shit!"
John: Hey you're gf's breaking up with you.
Jack: Muck Fuffin!
That mystery muck that you find caked on your pants and shoes after a good rave. Typically a dark red color.
Look at my fucking shoes! I saw Steve Aoki last night and my brand new Nikes are covered in rave muck!
Euphemism for the gentlemen's relish more formally known as semen. Formulated in said gentlemen's Love Spuds and delivered to any willing recipient as a gooey Muck.
Alternative:- Two characters from the popular children's book and cartoon series Bob the Builder.
Bob. "That was one cute redhead you were talking to on the train this morning"!
Me. "Too right, she is smokin hot. I wonder if my Yorkshire charm will get me the opportunity to donate her some Spud Muck".
Bob. "I wonder if she takes it up cornhole"?
Me. "I think she'd like that".
To slay with your tongue,
To eat pussy
Booty totally was mucking box last night in the cellar with that chick
A play on the phrase "Fuck Missoula." Used mostly on t-shirts to insult the hippies, yuppies, and yippies from the city of Missoula Montana. Mostly used by the students of Montana State University towards the students the University of Montana.
"The t-shirt place won't make a shirt that says fuck on it. What should we do?"
"Put 'Muck Fissoula' on it."
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