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the state of having viewed all available episodes of any television series offered by a media streaming service, i.e. Netflix, Hulu, et al, particularly when awaiting the availability of the most recent or final season of that series.
Hey, hey, hey! No spoilers about last night's episode of Breaking Bad... I'm only Netflix-current and haven't seen any of this season yet!
Similar to Tennis Elbow, Netflix Elbow occures when you're holding your phone up for a long period of time to watch Netflix and your arm and elbow start to hurt and ache but you pull through it like a champ because the episode you're watching ends very dramatically so you just have to watch another one. The next day comes and your arm is in pain because you watched 20+ hours of Netflix but you don't care because those several next episodes were totally worth the pain. There is no way to cure Netflix Elbow except by decreasing your chances of getting it by not watching Netflix but who the hell wants to do that.
Netflix Elbow
What you yell out loud when you have wasted yet another 8 hours of your day (usually saturdays or sundays) that you meant to do homework, study, get ahead in work, or exercise and instead watched 8-16 goddam episodes of some show that Netflix makes really easy to binge watch.
*wakes up in the morning* Awesome! I'm going to get a head start on my homework and go on a five mile run so I can be in shape for lacrosse season.
Eight hours later.
DAMMIT NETFLIX! At least I know why everyone is talking about Breaking Bad though...
Amendment of the “chill” part—ideal for anyone not willing to go past second base in the dating world.
Are you two gonna hook up?
Nah, probably just Netflix and tits. She’s not DTF yet.
A slang term for an adult video streaming service such as PornHub.
Roger doesn’t want to make love to me anymore, he would prefer to lust over those shameless harlots on the devils Netflix.
A series on Netflix that comes out with one season almost every year.
I just finished a Netflix original and now I have to wait until next year to finish it.
A child that was conceived under the pretext of Netflix and Chill.
My son is a Netflix Baby.
You don't make Netflix Babies if you Netflix and Jill.