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When you flush the toilet to let someone know that you know that they’re doing the dirty.
I was on ft with my best friend and she heard her sister in the other room and she didn’t know what to do. I told her to do the nasty flush.
When you're using the restroom, and you know it is going to get crazy, so you flush, under the guise of avoiding tainted back splash, and use the noise to cover the explosions to avoid shame and embarrassment from coworkers/ others. Used when there is no time to locate another bathroom. It is also handy to reduce horrible odors. Not for use in drought conditions.
Having eaten a bad breakfast burrito, Tiffany had to employ a hush flush to hide the sputtering explosions erupting from her anus from here loitering co-workers.
Tactical Flush is a technique that helps prevent clogging of a toilet when one has an extraordinary bowel movement. To utilize this technique one must simply flush the toilet as they are releasing the poop. When doing so, the toilet does not give the poop a chance to settle and immediately sucks it away.
Damn dude, it's a good thing I'm not a cunt and did a tactical flush or your toilet woulda been destroyed.
when you flush a public toilet even though it looks clean, just to make sure.
- are the toilets shit safe?
- they are alright, you may wanna do a security flush n e ways.
- well yeah I always do
The act of flushing the toilet immediately after you drop your business in a crowded bathroom, insuring the smell doesn't spread.
Girl 1: Damn, that was a long one, thank god I rush flushed in the bathroom.
Girl 2: Yea, before all the other girls in there could smell it and start laughing when you walked out.
When you are finished with the toilet, but you stay seated whilst flushing to allow the mist produced by the toilet to caress your underside - creating a moist (but not wet) tingling sensation on the lower ballsack.
Neil: Am I the only person who uses the toilet for Flush Misting?
Dave: Yes, you weird, weird person...
when you go to flush, but that shit too meaty to go down
We got a meaty flush problem in the bathroom!