Mile High Club Half Member

Wanking on a plane, usually in the plane lavatory. Like the Mile High Club but far easier to attain and much more shameful.

Example 1
Guy1:Johnny's been in the bathroom awhile, I bet you he's joining the Mile High Club.

Guy 2: Pfft maybe as a half member!
Johnny: Guess who's now a Mile High Club Half Member!

Guy 1: Called it!

Example 2
Drunk guy:Never have I ever joined the Mile High Club!

*Johnny guy drinks*

Johnny:I'm a Mile High Club half member!
Drunk guy: Ew man gross!
Johnny:Hey dude, it was a long flight and I was bored.

Walt Disney World Cast Member

An employee of Any of the Walt Disney World Resorts. They refer to themselves as Cast Members and their respective places of work as stages. They adhere to a set of rules and guidelines that are fairly secretive to promote great synergy and atmosphere.

Also abbreviated as "CM" or "WDWCM."

I had a really good experience with Josh, a Walt Disney World Cast Member in recreation at one of the Water Parks.

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anti member berries

Opposite to 'member berries. Anti 'member berries are concerned with preserving the sanctity of the old from being consumed by the new. Commonly seen in the wild arguing the old is much better than the new without any reasonable logic other than that it isn't original anymore.

member berries: 'Member how awesome the new Star Wars was?
anti member berries: Yeah I 'member it sucking! Star Wars was only good in 1977 and now its ruined!

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Hailey from Mamamoo new member

Hailey from Mamamoo new member

Hailey from Mamamoo new member

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Founding Member of the Speccy Twat Club

Anyone who is very annoying and/or stupid to a great extent. If only slightly annoying, then they are just a regular member.
Wearing of glasses is optional.

Chester Bennington is definitely a Founding Member of the Speccy Twat Club.

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Whiter than a klan member's sheets

When something white is so clean you swear that a klan member might steal it

"I cleaned that sink until it was Whiter than a klan member's sheets."

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fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards

When someone is a complete and utter useless cunt, and is actually a lot more retarded than you previously give them credit for.
A very common attribute with new scaffolding labourers. They may be ripped to fuck and constantly remind you how they can lift 250kg in the gym but can’t pick up a bucket of fittings or more than one tube. If you asked one of these individuals to go to the lorry and get you a tape as you need to measure something they would most definitely return with duct tape.

Lewys: Mackenzie said the inside board wouldn’t fit as there is a brick feature sticking out of the wall. I told him to get a saw and notch it. When I went over to see what was taking him so long, he was actually trying to saw the brick…
Rich: are you fuxking serious??? Wow that guy really is a fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards!