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The best music ever nu metal excluded, black metal excluded, death metal excluded, hair metal excluded, headbanger's ball excluded, industrial metal excluded, techno-metal excluded, Swedish metal excluded, emo-metal excluded, alternative metal excluded , gay leather homo metal excluded,etc-etc.
Wait,metal isn't the best music ever.It's the worst!
It's just as lame and shitty as anything else that sucks (rap,disco,dance,hip-hop,emo,pop homos and whores,etc)
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A genre of music with atleast 100 sub-genres, none of which fit the same definition. basically any type of rock that's heavier than rock, exept for some metal which isn't all that heavy but still called metal for some reason. Powermetal is called metal because it's not like rock.
metal guitar solos are sound the same. Death metal has to be the worst form of metal.
and progressive band these days is called metal even if they aren't heavy at all.
So to sum up, metal is any kind of music with electric guitars. Exept for acoustic metal.
See what metal has become? Too many sum-genres
Person: Hey man, want to listen to some metal?
Person2: sure, what kind?
Person: nu-grind-black-goth-thrashy powermetal but with fukin harash vocals and a flute player.
Person2: what the fuck? I'm going to go listen to Black Sabbath.
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only the coolest music ever. no metal band is the same, they all have their own theme-ish thing. ie. korn= fuck you, etc.. whereas slipknot=love love, cant live without her... schmeh schmeh schmeh...
y'all wanna single say FUCK THAT
metal is awesomer than your gran's shoe (guaranteed)
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1.) See the Periodic Table of the Elements. Most of the little squares on the left are metals or metalloids. Nonmetals (with the exception of hydrogen) are on the right fourth, next to the noble gasses.
2.) A genre of music that causes a great difference of opinion. Charachterized by loud cacaphonious guitar riffs and barely audible lyrics, metal fans are derogotoraly referred to as metal heads. But there is no problem in making fun of metal heads because that is what they are, see definition 1, their brains are made of Uranium for listening to that crap. All of you angsty metal kids should listen to some classic punk, or some ska and cut your hair. You will do the world a favor.
1.) I really like to play with Rutherfordium. It's a metal.
2.) "Yeah man, i so totally went to an augument of death salazar war blood shroomfest korncob concert the other night and headbanged all night long to their newest hit, "Kick me in the face and get a tatoo of a dragon on your penis" which has a 672196528 hour long guitar solo of three notes played in repetitive patterns, METAL RULES!" -Metal head
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metal: Groaaaaaaaaargh!!! Life is hard. Groooooaaaaaaaarrrrgh!!! Life is hard.
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Unspeakably loud sound "art" favored by my roommates. Characterized by a lack of melody and a focus on speed over substance.
Usually accomanied by foul smelling urchins found passed out in a pile of discarded Beast cans, and the lingering aroma of vomit and weed.
Pictures drawn by 7 year old boys of guns shooting endless streams of bullets is to art, as metal is to music.
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A sad pathetic subgenre of music made up of countless sub-subgenres.Metal fans have to try and shield metal from criticism by reaching for as many classic rock bands as they can and hold them up to try and shield their beloved metal genre from criticism.It's quite funny.They're all like "Led Zeppelin,Van Halen,AC/DC....aw fuck motley crue,lamb of god...oh..i'm so ashamed..."
hang your head in perpetual shame metal boys
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