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Cock strikes noon

When you get a boner, referring to both hands on the clock pointing up when it is noon

The cock strikes noon when one watches porn or with their significant other

by Jiminy cherrypopper February 9, 2015


Noon buggy

A dune buggy at noon

Hey, a noon buggy!

by The Smarty farty 420 February 7, 2022


Nooning

The act of showing your frontal genitals to a person or persons. The opposite of mooning, by showing your rear end.

I went nooning last night and showed group of people outside a bar my penis.

by Stink Engine November 27, 2015


Noonings

Used to describe either an Antipodean chancer - someone who is full of BS when trying to sell a product or service - Or used to describe the act of screwing someone (e.g. a member of staff) over on the price of a product or service.

He nooningsed me yesterday, he told me it should be done for a low price, but he has no idea whats actually involved in providing the product or service. I've been fucked over. Or "He's such a noonings".

by Fred1555 April 5, 2011


Noon 50,000

Ten minutes before 4:20.

Roll one up it's Noon 50,000.

by Tnttimmmy February 1, 2021