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noun - when the girl that you're having sex with doesn't really do anything other than lay there and take it. She doesn't moan, shift her hips, kiss/bite your neck, wrap her legs around you, nothing. You're pretty much doing about 100% of the work.
This is normally attributed to virgins who have no idea what sex is or have no clue what to do. Also attributed to girls who, even though they aren't virgins, either still don't know what to do, are too afraid to try and take control, or just don't want to do anything.
Guy A: "Dude, you had sex with that chick from the bar! How'd that go?"
Guy B: "Man, Lisa was a Warm Corpse. Virgin."
Guy A: "Damn. That sucks. Nice body though."
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The social event held by an association of necrophiliacs when they luck into the possession of sufficiently fresh and appropriate human remains.
Jim noticed that the back door of the small town mortuary was flimsy and easily breakable; he made a mental note to come back later that night with the rest of the club and have a corpse party.
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the pale, decomposed penis of a goth rock icon, or merely a goth groupie. the penis exists in a constant state of rigor mortis.
The rave was a real blast until Darien stirred the punch with his corpse cock.
The serene porcelain white of Marilyn Manson's corpse cock is only surpassed by that of his boo balls.
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Sickest death metal band in existence, horny and gory and full of fun. Their singer George Fisher is a sexy beast with a neck twice the size of his head
Have you heard of cannibal corpse?
No, are they good?
Hell yeah brother
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literally a corpse that is stuck on the ceiling. usually looks like the corpse fell towards the ceiling instead of the ground.
Jeff felt a drip on his shoulder. He looked up to find a ceiling corpse there, as if it had died and fallen up instead of down.
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led by zero-talent frontman george 'corpsegrinder' fisher, who growls indecipherable tidbits of ignorance to the mindless audience. fisher is one of the pioneers of the 'windmill' style of head-banging. he took it from pete townshend of the who's windmill style of guitar strumming. the talent went down 'exponentially' when fisher did his headbanging. each time he moves his head up and down in that infamous quick fashion, it kills six of his worthless w.o.w. brain cells. he started iut with 167. he know has -2345676543. yes, that is negative. cannibal corpse also features pat o'brien and rob barret on guitar (that god-awful low-pitched rumble), alex webster on bass (dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!), and paul mazurkiewicz on drums (double bass drumming only). they are members of the record label 'metal blade', which is a long-time stronghold for shitty "death-metal" bands.
alex needs to learn how to use the word "exponentially", and all of it's roots and outcroppings. cannibal corpse sucks, but they are funny to watch live, especially when you are stoned (which alex must also learn how to do/get). and boy, that corpsegrinder sure is funny when he goes on his ultra-ignorant rants regarding world of warcraft and growling (the proper way to growl and yell is 'from the diaphragm").
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