Random
Source Code
Random
A premature Danish boy that gets rejected by Thor’s hammer. Every time.
If only he was as good at picking up hammers as he is at knowing the word for ‘tits’ in every language.
“Oh look it’s Oliver!”
“Yeah, he couldn’t pick up the hammer once again.”
6👍 5👎
A literal sack of potatoes and is completely useless
Here comes that dumbass Oliver
2👍 4👎
Oliver's are sexy af, jeez you ain't even know, They are so smart Einstein can't compete with them
2👍 1👎
Kind of stinks likes moldy peanut butter and a burnt 2p coin. He likes eating fish and onion porridge. Once he painted himself pink and squished a elf in Brazil.
Oliver Kind of stinks like nitrogen
2👍 3👎
A nice guy who may get rejected to certain people but always has a great number of people interested in him also he is often found good at computing and dont forget his love for dogs and cats also he is rather hot and has quite the personality too
Oliver is noice
2👍 1👎
Oliver is a dumb little college bitch who didn't watch Scooby-Doo. Considered the odd one out even amongst homeschoolers, meeting an Oliver will almost always be the most uncomfortable feeling you've ever had. He's usually the tallass ginger that falls asleep in class, and passes with C's. He's generally socially irrelevant and is useless at parties. Probably has war stories about gay boy scouts, or something weird like that.
College Chad 1: Bro, did you see Oliver walk into class 30 minutes late? lmao
College Chad 2: No, I actually didn't.
College Chad 3: Yoooo, that dude? I ate hot dogs with him in Boy Scouts.
2👍 2👎
Oliver is a fat soccer player who isn't funny at all. He hates black people and he has no friends. He is shit at basketball and he is fat. Also he is fat and fat and his belly touches the floor when he walks. He wakes up on both sides of the bed. he weighs 400 kilos and has a tiny dick. He is everyone's bitch and he sucks everyone's dick
Jack: You know oliver?
Jake: Yeah he's my bitch
Jack: Me Too!
2👍 1👎