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What should only be used in emergencies, rather than a cumbersome process of opening a file.
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A special type of hacker's workstation; multiple LCD monitors are mounted on different vertical levels.
If the monitors are arranged on the same horizontal level - or a proprietary OS is employed - this is different, and is simply refered to as a "Workstation"
The computer-illiterate are prone to confuse "Command Centres" with simple family basements.
"what are you doing, bringing a Cop into my Command Centre !"
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A guy who get so many women that he literally commands them to have sexual intercourse whith him.
David "wow have you seen how many bitches Tim gets."
Brendan"Yeah he's quite the Clit Commander"
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Lord of #mefi, defender of freedom, and champion of justice.
Commander Bunnypants saved the day, yet again!
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Gay kid from Bergen County, NJ who is obsessed with JFK, thinks Republicans are evil, and is a Catholic fundamentalist freak. Attacks others for no reason. Drives a crappy Geo.
"Commander Autopilot doesn't like girls!"
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the man who can work the clit the right way and can make his girl shreek with pleaser
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The beliefs of Toolism.
I- Females are the master sex.
II- Blind-loyalty to all females.
III- Offerings must be made to females lately.
IV- Study guides WILL be given during all tests or quizzes to females.
V- iPhone will given to females at least 3 hours daily.
VI- All who disagree will be called ridiculous/immature and be punished.
VII- All who rebel will be expelled from the Tool Shed.
VIII- nonbelievers must be converted and a female friend will be rewarded for
one hour minimum.
IX- You shall not cover your neighbor's tool.
X- You shall not use the name of the lord your owner in vain.
All people who follow these commandments will be awarded the golden screwdriver of
the year award.
If I follow the Tool Commandments girls may like me and be my friend.
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