what you call someone who is really attractive, pleasant to the eye
woah you see that guy over there... he’s a major hoof!
“Hoof”
A Hoof is dork, dweeb, or pseudo italian stallion who think they are bigger and badder than everyone else.
Do you know that guy named Hutch? Yeah, what a Hoof!
A camel toe that goes from the vagina to the anus crack
“My camel toe is so big it must be a camel hoof”
A camel toe that goes from the vagina to the anus crack
“My camel toe is so big I think it’s a camel hoof”
When a girl puts her Walmart feet so far up your butthole it makes you cum
Im going to dirty hoof you till you scream
the vaginal lips, similar to camel toe.
"those leggings are showing her cleft hoof"
When an overactive vagina goes rancid causing odorous blisters to form around the meaty inner edges of the lips which in turn ooze a mud slide of sludgy, greenish-brown discharge.
Bro did you hear about Angela? So many dudes launched jizz rockets in her last week she ended up catching a case of the swamp hoof.