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sex pistols

A manufactured punk-rock group from the '70s. Even though they were Malcom McLaren's puppets, even though they couldn't play their instruments, even though Sid probably DID kill Nancy, I still love them.
And y'know, they were just as manufactured as Avril Lavigne is. "God Save The Queen" is as catchy as "Sk8er Boi", though "God Save the Queen" pissed off a lot more people.

The Sex Pistols are a good group, but the Ramones and the Clash are real punk.

by That Other Girl November 26, 2006

46πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


Pistol Pete

The act of tity banging a girl so hard that when you ejactulate on her, it mimics the act of a bullet being shot out of a six shooter pistol.

Sam: Gerald!
Gerald: Whats up Sam?
Sam: I would Pistol Pete that chick into next July and give her the whitest pearl necklace she’s ever seen!

by WhamBammmSam February 14, 2019

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Pistol Whip

Used to describe the act of hitting someone with the handle of a handgun while holding the barrel.

The "classic" pistol whip originated during the mid to late 1800's with revolvers like the Colt Peacemaker. Because of the long barrel of the gun a person could actually make it into a powerful club like weapon by grabbing the barrel and using the handle of the gun to "whip" someone.

It is still used with today's handguns even though most of them make for poor pistol whipping for a few key reasons:

1. Because of the short barrel length, and overall compactness of the gun, you can't really swing it with the force of an old revolver.

2. It is extremely dangerous to do with a semi automatic because of the possibility of the gun discharging, often towards the person holding it, because of the trigger inadvertently being pulled in the force of the whipping.

Old style revolvers couldn't be fired unless the hammer was already cocked, so a person could whip away with no danger of firing the gun as long as the hammer was down.

Since a semi automatic keeps a round chambered at all times it is possible to discharge it with the rough shaking a pistol and whip uses.

Wyatt Earp wanted to incapacitate the drunk but not shoot him, so he pistol whipped him until he gave up.

by Sodakak September 25, 2016

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


mayonaise pistol

Penis, dick, cock or any other word used to describe that part of male anatomy. Most specifically to describe it during the act of ejaculaction or shooting cum.

Last night I was screwing my girlfriend then I pulled out and shot her in the face with the mayonaise pistol.

by Chaffee March 24, 2008

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Plastic Pistole

The sexual act where you 69 with a woman while getting your ass fucked by 2 guys, and she is getting her ass fucked by a dog.

look above for example of Plastic Pistole

by ramencm ttam March 13, 2011

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Pistol slice

Verb - To pull out and shoot someone with your pistol, on a first person shooter game so quickly that the bullets appear to slice the person in question in half.

FPS player - Oh no! I'm out of ammo!
Other FPS player - *aims an head*
FPS player - *pulls out pistol and shoot as fast as possible* *Screams, "Pistol slice!*
Other FPS player - *falls into two pieces*

by Deagle slice June 28, 2010

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


SEX PISTOLS

A magical weapon that, when aimed and fired at a target, forces the target into magickal sexual intercourse with the wielder.

OMG! That guy just used a whole bunch of sex pistols on that goat!

by Caminus Umbra December 29, 2007

18πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž