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When you have a plate full of all your favourite foods and it makes you happy.
Me: “Hey Babe, I could really use a happy plate!”
SO: “Nachos, chicken nuggets, sashimi and fries? That will take forever.”
Me: “thanks babe.”
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During the Passover holiday, the sexual act of simultaneously spitting, flicking boogers, defecating, shaking dandruff, urinating and ejaculating on the bare stomach of your Jewish lover, thus simulating the six traditional items on the Seder Plate. For extra emphasis, the main actor should commence this act by jubilantly shouting “let my people go!” at the point of climax.
I gave my main squeeze Yael a wicked hearty seder plate last night; it took her 3 hours to clean herself.
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Internal hardend parts of Interceptor Body Armor, for instance. May also refer to hardend plates velcroed to flight body armor used by U.S. troops. They are supposed to be able to stop 7.62 rounds.
Make sure that you have your chicken plates in your vest before you go out on patrol. or It was hot as balls in that Chinook, I couldnt wait to land and at least take off my chicken plates and helmet.
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The floor in front of his favorite place to sit.
As in, "No honey, don't use the man-plate, here's a saucer, hold it under your mouth while you eat that doughnut."
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Identifying plates fitted to vehicles in the UK (and elsewhere), carrying the vehicle's registration number.
Similar to License plate, Registration plate etc.
In the UK the reg. no. belongs to the vehicle, not the driver, and contains information about the age of the vehicle and the region in which it was first sold. The system is administered by the DVLA.
The reg. number is alphanumeric, and takes the form AB12 CDE on vehicles registered after 2001, or A123 BCD on vehicles registered before 2001.
Some scouse git has stolen my number plates. Now I will be done by the police.
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To go get some food, mostly at a buffet type setting.
BRB, I'm going to go plate up with some General Tso chicken.
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A dessert; typically ice-cream, sorbet or blamange, presented in two scoops on a plate, more commonly topped with two cherries or other nipple-esque fruit dressings.
Kirsten: What the feck have you ordered?
Ellie: I opted for the bubs on a plate.
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