Krampus

When you have your period at Christmas plus, you also have cramps - its called Krampus.

OMG. Im having Krampus.

Ugh. It's Krampus Eve.

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Happy Plate

When you have a plate full of all your favourite foods and it makes you happy.

Me: “Hey Babe, I could really use a happy plate!”
SO: “Nachos, chicken nuggets, sashimi and fries? That will take forever.”
Me: “thanks babe.”

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