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(noun): the act of space docking (anally) while which the delivering party of the space dock has a pronounced case of diarrhea.
"Bro, I was totally going to space dock Krystal last night, but it turned out to be orphan porridge."
To convince others that a false statement is true. Opposite of "to drop knowledge". Origin derived from phrase of a brain turning to mush.
I wanted to drop porridge on a coworker recently, so I told him the word "gullible" isn't actually in the dictionary.
When your pullout game is weak and you have to duck down and suck out the baby gravy before you get her preggo.
I had to eat panic porridge for breakfast this morning because the morning quickie was a little too quick!
To insert unnecessary chaos into a situation. To escalate matters. To absolutely wreck someone's entire world possibly forever.
Fred: Just don't mention her ex-boyfriend when you talk to her. You'll just stir the Norwegian's porridge.
Jake: Got it. The last thing I want to do is to make a scene.
Pressing the penis' tip firmly to your girlfriend's anus hole, unbeknownst to her while she's sleeping; slowly milking out a hot load of semen and ejaculating the whole shot directly into her butt without waking her up.
After me and Wendy had had a few drinks and some sex, she decided to stay the night over, so while she was sleeping I cuddled up tightly to her backdoor and fed her some communist porridge.
a young girl that dosnt like to spit.
A cum guzzler.
"hey Bob, you see that young lass over there? I bet she's a right porridge snorter"
When you get fucked so hard in the pussy that chunky white lumps of cum ex cremates from the vagina
"fuck you darling you made my cunt into a creamy porridge"