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Proxy Selling is basically where, given the circumstances let's say you have a friend that has a big business enterprise online and you have a rolex that you're trying to sell , You have received some offers but unfortunately these offers aren't high enough or don't stick? You now let your friend "PROXY SELL" your rolex, Proxy Sellers usually demand a certain cut or something in exchange if the product they have "proxy sold" sucess fully.
Hey noah can you proxy sell my fortnite account? kinda in the need of some money for this upcoming party!
When you are sharing your vehicle with someone and it get damaged in someway (door ding, curb check, scratch, totaled) and you blame it on the person you share with, only to find out later that it was your own fault.
Dick: Great, now my wheel is all chewed up because you curb checked. And I know it was you because it wasn't like that last week, and I certainly didn't do that.
Jane: I haven't used the car in the last two weeks, Dick. I've been in the hospital, Dick.
Dick: Yeah, likely story
*LATER*
Dick: Huh, well, I guess I did that when I drove home drunk and ran over that stop sign.
Jane: Yeah, Dick, we call that vehicular Munchausen's by proxy. No one hurt your fucking BMW but you, Dick.
Needing help from your friends because you can’t flirt so you use their rizz by having them tell you what to say
“Yeah I had to help Sam text Cate so he used my rizz by proxy”
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He always happy.
Loves to use 'Woop' and 'Bleh'.
Proxy is the word u call the cool dude.
Loves to mess with ppl.
Ey u proxy.
How are u proxy.
Are u the world famous proxy the star?
Similar to the Cat Clause but the cat isn't physically on you.
For example the cat is sleeping next to you, and moving or getting up would disturb it.
"Sorry I can't get up, my cat is sleeping next to me and if I move it will stop being cute and return to being a menace"
"I can't get out of my room, my cat is sleeping in front of the door and I seem to be in a Cat Clause By Proxy"
"Ambition by proxy" refers to a situation where someone delegates ambitious tasks, projects, or goals to another person without actively participating or contributing to the effort themselves. This term implies that the person is seeking to achieve success or recognition vicariously through the efforts of others, rather than taking on the challenges directly.
When my boss constantly assigns me high-profile projects but never offers any support or guidance, it feels like he's practicing ambition by proxy, wanting the glory without putting in the work.
You know when your wife comes up with ideas for projects for you to do but doesn't plan on helping at all? That's ambition by proxy.
When somebody looking over your shoulder tells you to post something on somebody's Facebook page, when you have no desire to leave a message for that person.
Girlfriend: "Hey! Post Happy Birthday" on your nephews Facebook page !"
Me: "I don't even know him. He is my sister's son."
Girlfriend: "Just do it !"
Me: "Yes, m'am-you are a Facebook Proxy."