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Ralph

Ralph is a very interesting specimen. Sometimes, she seems african american, but others she seems, and quite convincingly so, to be an indian (we're talking curry munching, telstra working full blown indian). The common Ralph has anywhere from 22-120 dogs. She also sits home all day, doing nothing except eating pizza and watching porn.

man 1: Look at that Indian! Shes eating pizza
man 2: Look at that Negro! Shes eating pizza
james: That, my friends is no black guy or indian. That, is a Ralph.

by permious prime July 2, 2011

2πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


shopping at Ralph's

to vomit or regurgitate, referencing the Southern California grocery chain.

"I really overdid it at that bachelor party yesterday. I spent most of the night shopping at Ralph's."

by F. Dude July 7, 2009

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Ralph Klein

A Pompous, self-serving drunkard who routinely behaves like a spoiled 12 year old when things don't go his way. Detested by clear-thinking people (read people NOT heavily involved in Oil & Gas) because of his complete and utter lack of a social conscience. If you're rich, you will like him. If you're like the rest of us, you will hate him.

I didn't vote for Ralph Klein because the last time I did, he rewarded me with a higher electricity bill, higher auto insurance premiums, and he blew up the biggest hospital in my city! :(

by Fecologist November 30, 2004

80πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


rusty ralph

when you fuck a girl in the ass and don't wipe off the fecal matter. The next morning she gives you a blowjob.

Guy 1: that chick last night gave me a rusty ralph today.

Guy 2: No way man

Guy 3: pretty fucked up, i know

by Danney J December 11, 2006

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Doubters Ralph

An expression used by someone who has heard someone say something that is not believable. Often uttered under one’s breath in disdain.

Person 1: I climbed Mount Everest yesterday
Person 2: Doubters Ralph (muttered under his breath)

by Cleopatra75 May 13, 2023


nasty ralph

Nasty Ralph;

It's when after you have anal sex with one woman and without showering take a different woman out on a date and have her suck your dirty dick that's a Nasty Ralph.

I had anal sex with Jennifer yesterday afternoon, then took out Laura and pulled a "Nasty Ralph"

by SUGRMAN August 24, 2019


Ralph Maccio

A very hot and iconic 61-year-old man who is old enough to be my peepaw but I don't care

"That old guy is pulling a Ralph Maccio"

by Mac and cheease November 6, 2022