The act of licking the edge of the opening of another person’s nostril for the purpose of sexual gratification
“Man, Susannah and I totally made out last night”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah, she even gave me a Mormon rimjob.”
“Nice, brother.”
When you put your legs behind your head and let someone lick your ass.
Person 1: what the heck is a rimjob??!?
Person 2: why thats when you put your legs behind your head and let someone lick your ass!
Person 1: …
Whenever Tim has a conversation with Jon.
Did you hear Tim laughing at all those stupid jokes? Sounded like a decent rimjob
When a bidet accidentally shoots up your butthole.
"Dude, your toilet just have me a Poseidon's Rimjob. Lower the water pressure."
When you take a shit and the water splashes so hard directly on your asshole that it becomes clean enough you don't have to wipe anymore.
Joe: Have you ever used a bidet?
Jeff: I didn't need it, i got the Poseidon's RimJob!
A male ass-tongue artist, oftentimes swiping at random assholes with his tongue and immediately running as fast as he can away from the scene.
Dale: Yo, Cecil, are you in the mood to surprise Daniel with one of your patented 'rim job ronnies'?
Cecil: Negative, Dale; my feet are too sore from performing a risky rimjob ronnie ast night.
Dale: lick my asshole, chump. NOW!!
When you pour ranch over the chili ring before you lick it clean.
Bitch got wild with me last night and ordered extra ranch for a hidden valley rimjob.