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Robert has no look with girls and the only one he does get he will keep for eternity. He makes no jokes at all but he has the biggest shlong. He doesnt really understand how humans should communicate and therefore only has few really close mates which is perfectly acceptable. Not whipped by anyone and is sometimes very stubborn. Overall a generally nice guy
The way you are acting today is like a Robert.
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a fat baby who eats butter exclusively for lunch and is addicted to madden mobile. He is too afraid to talk to Izzy
look at that obese infant, wow, what a Robert
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A self-interested arsehole who is materialistic and has enough self loathing to fill a ocean. He is selfish, money orientated and counts his pennies worse than scrooge. His family and friends are forgotten and his only thought is for his girlfriend who is from a wealthy family. He thinks he is better than everyone else and lets everyone know how great he has it whenever he can, boasting about his new car, 'swanky' lifestyle and hitting the clubs in London because that's what cool people like Robert do. Roberts will do nothing for anyone unless they are able to gain from it, they are greedy human beings and go out of their way to insult others and bring them down to their own level of self-loathing.
That kids a selfish SOB, oh it must be a Robert
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Hey do you know Robert?
Yeah, don’t mess with him unless you want to live a short and miserable life.
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Robert is usually good at everything. He’ll beat you in games and make you wanna slap him in the face. Everyone knows a Robert.
“That Robert beat me again. I’m gonna slap him.”
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Likes children, often called "Horn Master," sucks at Rocket League
Joe: I heard Robert got sentenced today.
John: What for?
Joe: Being a nonce.
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