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Ryderooni chicken balloni. Our lord and savorer, Ryder is perfect in everyway. Handsome, masculine, and amazing. He is the god of the new world. MOVE OVER KIRA
Me: You praise Ryder Joseph, correct?
HEATHEN:No, watch u talkin bout?
Me:SMITES THY
HEATHEN: *screeches in autistic pain*
Founded in July 2018 by Jebidiyah Ryder, Ryder Studios presents itself as an exclusive fashion brand geared towards the streetwear audience. Best known for fitted caps adorned with "devil horns" and other monster-related wear.
Friend: You copped that new Ryder Studios?
You: Yeah, had to. They always come out with the most impressive garments.
Friend: I wish I got to the drop on time, it was sold out before I could get a devil hoodie for my grandma. 🤬
You: That's too bad, I know Grandma was looking forward to elevating her wardrobe with the Ryder Studios drip.
Ryder is a really great guy. He has the most beautiful eyes. Bright bright blue ones. He’s very tall. He has the most kindest heart. He loves to cuddle and snuggle. If you don’t give him attention sometimes he’ll give a pouty face. His kisses last for what feels like forever. He’s always there if you need somebody to talk to or to cry too. He might mess up sometimes but he will always choose you. He is an amazing boyfriend when it’s his time. He’ll treat you right in al the ways possible. You are very lucky to meet a ryder. Especially a ryder Burton. Now if you meet when hold them right and never let them go. That’s what I’m doing.
Ryder Burton is a very strange boy. All though he can mess up quite often always forgive him because he really does try his hardest. He always has this amazing smile on his face that makes you smile. Take a picture of his best moments when you get the chance. When you look back on them later it will feel amazing. He has these beautiful eyes, I don’t think I have seen any other quite as beautiful. They sparkle in the sun. Oh gosh they are beautiful. His hair is soft and he loves when you touch and play with it. It was once blond but now it’s more brown but you will love it no matter what. Make sure you play with his ears too he loves that the most. His kisses feel like they will last forever to make sure you hold tight on everyone he gives you. His hugs will make you glow inside. His hight will give you a shock. He will be very tall and that’s what makes his hugs the best. He will be the best boyfriend that you will ever meet so hold on to him just like me. He was wove you forever and always. I wish you Godspeed on your journey with a ryder Burton. Take good care of him please.
My lovey Ryder Burton
SRA a school for which boys and girls go to get a lower self esteem, to have no friends and to have the teachers give consequence points
Random : hey do you go Samuel Ryder Academy ?
Student : yes , why ?
Random : I feel so bad
This man is a very nice human being. His last name is pink because if you know you know ;). He also tried the great act of Slovakian Traffic Cone but he wasn't really a fan of this! He also carries his Australian Football Team and will one day make the AFL. He also has a massive penis and has a hard time carrying it around because of his skinny, 5'9 stature.
Me: Oh How I Wish My Penis Was As Big As Ryder Pink's!
You: He Is So Dreamy For Real!!!
Ryder is known for his competitive gaming skills in games such as Minecraft, Siege and fortnite. He enjoys listening to music artists such as Alex G, Niko B and Odetari.
Ryder also enjoys going to the gym and playing football in his spare time, he is a legend at what he does. Ryder is a well rated man and does not associate with those who are not on his level of ratedness.
Friend: “Are you popular at school?”
Me: “I mean… you could say i am rated like Ryder Stonehouse.”