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San Francisco Sourdough

Where one man curls up like a ball of dough while another man tries to put a bun in the oven.

"Bob the baker regularly gave special customers his own San Francisco Sourdough."

by StrokeTheDolphin July 24, 2021


San Francisco Submarine

A sexual act which one participant presses their anus against their parther's anus and poops a log directly into their partner's open anus. The turd moves like a submarine from one body into another.

I met a sailer named Pat. After topping him he who gave me a huge San Francisco Submarine. It was long, hard, and full of sea men.

by Adimus Prime December 15, 2021


San Francisco Sunroof

When a man, woman or the like takes an anal creampie, then poops the cream into someones open sunroof.

I gave a complete stranger a San Francisco Sunroof, I was surprised to see a dog in the back seat. Damn dog cleaned up after me.

by 0712 September 02, 2022


San Francisco Salad

The sexual act of tossing someone's salad after they have had diarrhea but before they have wiped their ass.

His favorite thing to eat was her San Francisco Salad

by Crank fucker June 18, 2021


San Francisco shuffle

The act of using the escalator handrail to mechanically wipe one's ass due to the toilet paper shortage of the Corona Virus

The mall bathroom was out of toilet paper so I pulled a San Francisco Shuffle in front of Macy's.

by @brammersaurus March 12, 2020


San Francisco Sandles

Knee pads for homosexuals.

Some dude was getting a blowjob from his gay lover and suggested he put on his San Francisco Sandles to be more comfortable.

by Dr. Stefano March 23, 2018


San-Francisco Hotmic

When 2 or more dudes piss while facetiming over discord specifically.

Dude I just got done doing the San-Francisco Hotmic on the discord server.

by bugprsn May 05, 2023