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To take a member of the opposite sex home for a night of passion (to root) and leaving straight away in the morning, never to have anything more (or at least nothing more sexual) to do with that person ever again (scoot).
Mick: So are you going to go out with her?
Furby: No I just want a root 'n' scoot
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to have sex with a woman, then leave quickly.
could be for many reasons such as work, cheating, don't wanna pay, etc.
I had to skeet n' scoot with my last woman because i was scared my girlfriend was going to find out.
The act of farting in public and then quickly vacating the area so that people don't know you did it. A distraction mechanism, like faking a call on your cell phone or messing with you iPod is a clever move. Try not to be noticed, and get out of there before the stank settles!
"I farted on the bus yesterday, so I immediately got off at the next stop and left the stank in the bus for the other schmucks. It was a perfect poot-n-scoot!"
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Looking like ass. Feeling as if Chuck Norris round house kicked you in the face with fresh toe-jam.
Girl: OMG....I look like such Booty Scoot today!!
Guy: Damn! Did you see that? She looked like Booty Scoot!
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what you would say to someone when they're in your way and you want them to move thier fat ass.
"Dude, scoot your boot i can't see the t.v."
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when a dog drags its butt on the carpet to itch it or to dislodge somthing from it.
After Fido ate that peice of dental floss, he did the boot-scoot boogie on the carpet and left a discusting shit-stain.
After a heavy night of drinking the boy throws up all over the girls ass. He then proceeds to use the throw up as lube and does her anally. All of this must be done in the back of a small or compact car for the optimal sexcapade
We were so wasted last night, we corolla boot scooted for three hours.
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