Random
Source Code
Random
(noun)
1. Fecal residue left on the inside of one's underwear after an anal emission. See skidmark.
2. An accurate description of the physics involved in which a piece of leftover crap hanging out of your bunghole "scratches" your drawers.
Jimmy discovered a poop scratch in his boxers after not finishing the job a few hours earlier.
11👍 5👎
A derogatory term referring to illegal alien from Latin America who, because s/he cannot swim, enters the U.S. by crawling under the fence, causing his/her back to get severely scratched.
Person 1 white trash: "Hey, Juan. Like, your Mom's a total wetback. They should deport y'all back to Mexico."
Person 2 (Hispanic respondent): "Actually, Billy Bob, you ignorant white trash racist pendejo, my Mom came from Guatemala and crawled under the fence carrying me. So, we're both scratch backs."
9👍 4👎
chicken scratch is illegible writing.
wtf is that chicken scratch? i can't understand it!
17👍 10👎
Any bottle of liquor of wine you plan on getting messed up on.
Guys let's pick up a bottle of scratch on the way home and get wasted.
That moment when you feel that scratch IN YOUR HAND and you scratch it with your teeth
"Dude, why is she doing that?"
"Dude, thats the Hand Scratch."
1. Come fight
2.youre kidding/your crazy
3 .come hang!
1.WHATCHU GONNA DO! COME SCRATCH
2. OMG he did not girl come scratch
3 . Hey bro come scraaatch
A person who shows up at the golf course dressed like a pro but playes like a total woodchopper.
I thought my partner in the scramble was going to help but he was just a scratch dresser.