Scrote-Brain

A chronic illness, commonly brought on by drug use, which is often seen in men. The afflicted men will behave in unusual ways, such as saying embarrassing or unruly statements.

Severe cases of Scrote-Brain can lead the afflicted individual to display physical behavior beyond rational explanation, such as digging through trash, hoarding, terrorizing the general populace, etc.

Scrote-Brain is thought to be incurable. However, some studies have shown positive results with the afflicted simply choosing to improve their lives of their own volition. Due to this mechanism, the recovery rate is both exceedingly miniscule, and highly random.

"Did you see that guy licking the pavement behind the KFC? He looks like he's got severe Scrote-Brain."

Scrote Management

Delicate and intricate ways to maintain your scrotal hairs and perspiration to create the ideal scrotal environment. ie. shaving, waxing, powdering, applying lotion, cleansing, undergarment use, et cetera.

"I did not sleep with him because he was not up on his scrote management."

Nick, "Matt, why haven't you been laid in a while?" Matt, "I don't know it's getting a little rough down there." Nick, "Bro, you should work on that scrote management."

Scrote

This is Aussie slang to call someone who is behaving like a real ball bag (scrotum). In other words, they are a dickhead, but to a lesser extent.

You have just shouted a round of drinks, and ol mate, let’s call him Johnno doesn’t want to cough up for the next one. You’d tell him, “come on Johnno, drag your carcass up to the bar ya scrote, ya know it’s your round mate, don’t be a dickhead all your life”! In which case said scrote Johnno would make haste to the bar, and return with an armful of amber liquid to be thirstily devoured by the boys. 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 Now Johnno is no longer a scrote, Noice one Johnno🤙🤙🤙

Scrote

A person who is cocky and annoying, often failing in what they claim to be good at

'Did you see that guy boasting about his throwing?'
'Yeah, he sounds like a scrote'

scrote

An insult that a feminist called me a few years ago

Me: You probably shouldn't joke about killing male babies. I know men suck, but why are you bringing babies into this? Also, you said you're a feminist, but isn't feminism supposed to be "the advocacy of women's rights on the basis of the equality of the sexes"?

Feminism: Shut the f*ck up, you scrote!
Me: *reluctantly turns the other cheek*

scrote

A shorthand pronunciation of scrotup

If its not a boat, or a coat, or a moat, it must be a scrote

Scrote

Verb ~ the act of partying or hanging out typically whilst intoxicated

Call Andy, see if he wants to scrote later tonight.