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While having sex on the top of a set of bunk beds, you call out your buddy on the bottom bunk as you are about to ejaculate, and you ejaculate on him. Named raunchy seagull because it is like being pooped on by a bird
I gave my roomate the raunchy seagull last night, it was hilarious
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The wounded seagull is an advanced sex maneuver whereby a man fractures his partner's forearm and forces his partner to jerk him off rapidly. If properly executed, the injured party will emit a noise similar to that of a wounded seagull. This continues until the man reaches climax or the injured party's fracture becomes too severe for manual manipulation.
Dick gave that girl a wounded seagull last weekend; sadly, her brilliant career as a softball pitcher came to a premature end.
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An engineer who's sole job is to swoop in, take a shit on everything and fly away before it needs to be cleaned up..
john: we should get steven involved in this project
fred: heck no, we don't need more seagull engineering .. there is enough of shit already..
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A band from the 80s. Popular for their songs:
I Ran (So Far Away)
Telecomunication
Space Age Love Song
Wishing (If I had a photograph)
D.N.A.
and many more...
Also pertaining to someone with odd and/or wild hair.
A Flock of Seagulls was one of the first bands to break-through to the states from the UK in the time period (and music style) known as "New Wave"
A Flock of Seagulls were fairly well known in the 80s, but not so much now.
Nice bed head A Flock of Seagulls
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The act of breaking your partner's arm and then having them jerk you off while they flap their arm like a seagull trying to fly.
Jackie just gave me an awesome wounded seagull.
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While having sex on the beach the guy pulls out, sticks his dick in the sand and then sticks his dick back into the girl
John performed his first screaching seagull with a girl he met in Delray.
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A term used to describe a sexual position, or situation. Often used during an orgy. This particular "maneuver" is implemented when one woman takes on a minimum of either 3, or a maximum of 5 penis' at a time. A penis in her vagina, one in her left and right hands, one in the anus and one in the mouth. With all of this action going on, she will look like a wounded seagull struggling for her life.
While watching my porn today. I elected to hold-off until I saw her preform the Wounded Seagull with five guys at once! After that, it was all over.
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