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selfie stick

A complete and utter waste of your money and way to annoy all the normal people around you

I about to punch that girl flashing her selfie stick in everyone faces

by penisbutterrocks April 9, 2015

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Oscars selfie

A picture to end all pictures. Originated from Ellen DeGeneres' Oscars 2014 group selfie featuring a group of the world's leading actors, which crashed Twitter that same evening for breaking the record for most retweeted photo in the world.

"Guys, get over here. Let's get a picture to remember, let's take an Oscars selfie"

by ronan_mcg March 5, 2014

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Selfie Space

The storage space on your phone that is used to keep pictures such as selfies.

"Yo bro. Download this new app on your phone. No way bro. I don't want to use up my selfie space."

by Black-Phoenix777 September 8, 2018


Smoke selfie

People who take pictures of themselves smoking a cigarette and posting it on social media with the sole intent of trying to look badass. Typical comment chains of smoke selfies play out like this:

Friend: What's that in your hand?
Uploader: A cigarette. I'm so frickin' badass.
Friend: Naughty naughty does your mother know?

Joe has uploaded yet another smoke selfie. That's his 5th one this week!

by Lefty Power 123 March 29, 2016


Accidental selfie

When u take selfies by accident , posing without knowing

I took an accidental selfie on train

by Sm00thh December 17, 2016


Mercy selfie

When a celebrity asks if you want to take a photo and you don’t want to hurt his/her feelings.

Ben asked if I wanted to take a picture with him. The thought hadn’t even crossed my mind but I wanted to be polite so I took two mercy selfies with him.

by Caligirllite September 6, 2018


Selfie Switch

What a selfie stick becomes when I grab it out of your hand and start whipping your ass with it after you poke me in the face.

I turned his selfie stick into a selfie switch and started whipping his ass.

by Gustave de Beaumont January 23, 2015