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A complete and utter waste of your money and way to annoy all the normal people around you
I about to punch that girl flashing her selfie stick in everyone faces
A picture to end all pictures. Originated from Ellen DeGeneres' Oscars 2014 group selfie featuring a group of the world's leading actors, which crashed Twitter that same evening for breaking the record for most retweeted photo in the world.
"Guys, get over here. Let's get a picture to remember, let's take an Oscars selfie"
People who take pictures of themselves smoking a cigarette and posting it on social media with the sole intent of trying to look badass. Typical comment chains of smoke selfies play out like this:
Friend: What's that in your hand?
Uploader: A cigarette. I'm so frickin' badass.
Friend: Naughty naughty does your mother know?
Joe has uploaded yet another smoke selfie. That's his 5th one this week!
The storage space on your phone that is used to keep pictures such as selfies.
"Yo bro. Download this new app on your phone. No way bro. I don't want to use up my selfie space."
When a celebrity asks if you want to take a photo and you don’t want to hurt his/her feelings.
Ben asked if I wanted to take a picture with him. The thought hadn’t even crossed my mind but I wanted to be polite so I took two mercy selfies with him.
When u take selfies by accident , posing without knowing
I took an accidental selfie on train
What a selfie stick becomes when I grab it out of your hand and start whipping your ass with it after you poke me in the face.
I turned his selfie stick into a selfie switch and started whipping his ass.