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Someone that can never get a hoe fase because they keep simping for people and feel bad if they would do anyone else
Guy 1: you think Adrian's gonna hook up with a girl at that party>
Guy 2: no probably not, he's a Serial Simp
A serial killer who cuddles you to death while slowly whispering in an ASMR fashion; the lyrics to Dancing Queen
Joshie you’re such a serial cuddler
A person who, while driving, honks the horn at the very thought of any good reason to typically do so.
That light JUST turned green and that dude is honking at me?! Fucking serial-beeper...
A male that goes around eating a many woman box "vagina." (The first serial boxer was a man named William Lamar Jacksòn)
Man I'm a serial boxer. If the pussy taste right imma eat it.
An individual, usually an ignorant blowhard, who sees it fit to trivialize the success of others despite never accomplishing anything themselves.
Steve: Did you hear? Mike got hired at that Fortune Five Hundred accounting firm on Wall Street.
Tom: Yeah, Whatever. Mike isn't even smart, just has a horseshoe up his ass, I could do that shit any day. Besides imma make millions anyways.
Steve: Dude, seriously? You're 30, trying to become a rapper, unemployed and living with your mom. serial-trivializer much?
When someone is really emotional and cries during every show/movie/commercial/etc they watch
Man I cried more than 5 times watching the series finale of The Office just now and I can't stop. I'm definitely a serial crier.
Someone who indefinitely scrolls social feeds at no benefit of themselves or others.
Serial Scrollers typically enjoy scrolling late at night, or while in a depressive or zombie-like state.
Jeez, Rick. That persons been on their phone for hours!
Rick: *burp*.... that's because the depths of their depression have catapulted them into a revolving need of constant social gratification. They're a Serial Scroller, Morty!